I believe this is taking place to me once more. read more Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Maybe I should change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

Folks won't believe that just occurred. This is insane, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?